tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41463716801919777782012-02-16T02:33:12.792-04:00a blog of crappy jokes and your occasional awesome jokeThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18114861560693259653noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146371680191977778.post-60391184190463042342011-11-15T23:02:00.000-04:002011-11-15T23:03:52.004-04:00A stick.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146371680191977778-6039118419046304234?l=sothispineapplewalksintoabar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18114861560693259653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146371680191977778.post-68347049611855244632009-01-24T15:17:00.003-04:002009-01-24T15:19:54.772-04:00So this neutron walks into a bar, says to the bartender, "Hey, I'll have a drink."<br /><br />Bartender pours the neutron's drink and hands it to him.<br /><br />So the neutron asks, "Oh, what do I owe you?"<br /><br />Bartender takes a good look at him, then says, "for you? No charge."<br /><br /><p> <br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146371680191977778-6834704961185524463?l=sothispineapplewalksintoabar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18114861560693259653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146371680191977778.post-91047974335478513472009-01-23T10:55:00.000-04:002009-01-23T11:12:36.844-04:00Because the co-pilot was a loaf of bread.<br /><br />(<a href="http://sothispineapplewalksintoabar.blogspot.com/2009/01/why-did-airplane-crash.html">Part I</a>)<br /><br /><p> <br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146371680191977778-9104797433547851347?l=sothispineapplewalksintoabar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18114861560693259653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146371680191977778.post-6425544206812180522009-01-22T19:47:00.000-04:002009-01-23T11:12:28.850-04:00Grass.<br /><br />I was lying about the wheels.<br /><br /><p> <br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146371680191977778-642554420681218052?l=sothispineapplewalksintoabar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18114861560693259653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146371680191977778.post-80564172813956563502009-01-22T19:46:00.001-04:002009-01-23T11:12:45.380-04:00Because the pilot was an untrained raccoon.<br /><br />Get it? A raccoon? It makes no sense!<br /><br /><p> <br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146371680191977778-8056417281395656350?l=sothispineapplewalksintoabar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18114861560693259653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146371680191977778.post-88298969283503386302009-01-20T21:56:00.000-04:002009-01-23T11:12:55.288-04:00Do you know how difficult it is to get creative with blog titles these days?<br /><br />Perhaps you do, if you've recently created a blog. Still, I don't think you know as well as I do. Internet, this here blog is number 48 of <a href="http://projectvj.wordpress.com/">Project VJ</a>, and I thought I would take a departure from Wordpress, which is what blogs 1 - 47 are hosted on.<br /><br />I must admit, it has been a while since I was around here, on Blogger. Since last June, in fact, when I migrated my original blog, <a href="http://shoeism.blogspot.com/">the origin of shoeism</a>, to Wordpress, and began calling it <a href="http://shoeism.wordpress.com/">Shoeism</a>, plain and simple.<br /><br />I don't regret the move, but let's get on with this new blog's purpose: crappy jokes.<br /><br />I <span style="font-style: italic;">love</span> crappy jokes. And this blog will be devoted to them. Devour with relish, Internet!<br /><br /><p> <br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146371680191977778-8829896928350338630?l=sothispineapplewalksintoabar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18114861560693259653noreply@blogger.com0